So, the GRAN PAPPY arrives home today and sees a thin package awaiting me!! Well, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE!?? Oftentimes, the PAPPY is greeted by random gifts from the BBQ GODS, or amazon.com. Sometimes, the GRAN PAPPY buys things in this wonderful electronic universe and forgets about it.
Until several days later and, "Oh, Yeah...I forgot I about this!"
Well, today the package awaits. And, since today just happened to be the PAPPY'S birthday, he figured, ""Perhaps, the MRS. ordered me a lil' sumthin'??"
Puzzling, that the 'return address' was TRAFFIC DEPARTMENT, Louisville, KENTUCKY. Well, perhaps it is some type of BBQ sign?? Maybe it is a HARLEY DAVIDSON SIGN and the ACTUAL GIFT is a NEW CROSSBONES in the garage!!!?? No, not a chance.
Could it be a HUGE FLAT STANLEY??
So, I open the box and lo and behold a REALLY COOL 'fan chair' from EARLY TIMES!!! Apparently, the GRAN PAPPY was a 'top ten' finalist for my written submission on 'YOUR ULTIMATE MAN DAY SPORTING EVENT!"
Perfect for ANY event that requires long periods of settin' -- BBQ, talkin', NASCAR and oh yeah, games.
Now, many a common-man would choose the SUPER BOWL (lame) or the MASTERS (um, can you say BORING!!) a REAL MAN <the GRAN PAPPY of PORK!!> wrote about his ULTIMATE MAN DAY at the ULTIMATE MAN DAY SPORTING EVENT...MEMPHIS IN MAY!~!!!
The letter from Early Times
My submission chronicled the ULTIMATE MAN DAY COMPETITION and how EARLY TIMES BOURBON and BBQ go perfect together!! Thank you EARLY TIMES...next time I'll take a bottle!!
MAN. BBQ. BOURBON. If I have to explain, you're not invited.
It's the SEASON OF SMOKE~~
Gran Pappy of PORK