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January 23, 2013

HE BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE!

When the TrashMan is not training, praying or taking his vitamins he spends his time runnin' wild on the BBQ circuit!  As many of you Q'Believers might already know, the Clark Kent guise of the TrashMan is a mild mannered (OK--Psycho) high school science teacher.  Science and a Refuse Receptacle are a delicious combination in his experimental laboratory located smack dab in the middle of that industrial metropolis called the Burg of Sloat.
ONE WAY IN--ONE WAY OUT.  IF YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR WAY AROUND...STAY THE HELL OUT!

The flavor profile preferred by the Purveyor of Pre-Owned Possessions is a South Carolina mustard sauce cooked on a Texas Pit (Click HERE to learn how to build your own!).  Most of these savages up here in NY have never tasted the Germanic inspired sauce on their pork and are a bit taken aback by the unique flavor.  Even mustard haters come around after a few bites.  The recipe is below...you must try it--NOW!

  1. 1/2 cup yellow mustard 
  2. 1/4 cup of cider vinegar
  3. 3-6 tablespoons of brown sugar to taste
  4. 1/2 teaspoon of paprika
  5. 1/2 teaspoon of Worcestershire sauce
  6. 1/2 teaspoon white pepper
  7. 1/2 teaspoon of cayenne pepper 
  8. 1/4 teaspoon of black pepper
Now I must digress and get to the root of this article...some Sweet Science.  The Aggies at Texas A&M have devoted an entire site to the collection of Scientific BBQ Articles.  Learn about the previously blogged about stall and also the various reactions happening to your second place meet entries at this great resource!

I know what ya'll are thinking right now...how come my college didn't have a BBQ page?  Ok--maybe not...but I KNOW you are wondering where the BEER page is hiding out in the Q'Niverse?!?  Relax Q'Believers...that's next time!

LOVE, PEACE and SMOKE
The TrashMan

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