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WELCOME TO THE MOST ELECTRIFYING WEBSITE IN BBQ AND THE HOME OF ROCKLAND COUNTY'S PREMIER COMPETITION TEAM! THIS SITE IS OUR CHRONICLE OF THE Q'NIVERSE. SIT BACK AND ENJOY OUR WORLD OF ASHKICKIN Q! ~TYWBBQ

April 30, 2013

TYWBBQ was founded in a desolate parking lot just south of the Dover International Speedway. You follow this blog so you already know this! Well Mr. Smartypants...do you know that the NASCAR FedEx 400 benefiting Autism Speaks is being held on June 2nd? Yeah, right--sure you did!  Bet you didn't know that a portion of the proceeds go Autism Speaks or that they have special ""quiet box" seat packages available for families like mine to enjoy America's real pastime! Didn't think so!

Last week we had the pleasure to announce our partnership with jDickey's Sauces for the 2013 BBQ season. The sponsorship opportunities don't stop there folks!! The Boss, aka Mrs. Trash, thinks Hurricane Nathan just turning 3 makes him too young to attend the race with the TrashMan! TYWBBQ is looking to partner with a quality divorce lawyer ASAP! You don't even have to be that good...just fast!!! Direct all inquires to our fan page on Facebook.

Drive Fast and Take Chances!
The TrashMan
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April 24, 2013

GET YOUR SAUCE ON!!!

TYWBBQ is proud to announce our partnership with jDickey's Sauces for the 2013 BBQ season!

jDickey's strives to provide customers with only the best sauces and marinades to enhance whatever food they are cooking or grilling. jDickey's uses ONLY all natural fresh ingredients, without any high fructose corn syrup or ketchup. ALL of their sauces are also GLUTEN FREE and FDA Approved, so you know they're good!
Originally we were sent a sample of their products to field test and review for our site. We were so impressed with the sauces that we had to get them on board with the Hanging Pigs officially! TYWBBQ's favorite is the BLACKBERRY HABANERO concoction.  It might be the funkiest product in all of the Q'Niverse! Order up a few bottles and try it for yourself.  Tell them TYWBBQ sent you--use coupon code TYWBBQ10

jDickey's Sauces

RUB IT...SMOKE IT...PULL IT...and now SAUCE IT!!

April 22, 2013

NYC BBQ

The GranPappy headed down to STATEN ISLAND, New YAWK for the 2013 NYC BBQ Cookoff in Historic Richmond Town.  The Pappy has been about as busy as one one-legged Hillbilly in an A$$ Kickin' Contest!  So, it was nice to squeeze in a quick visit to the BBQ Circuit.  The Pappy met with some of the Que' Crews from his various smoke travels~~
Sean 'BOOM BOOM' BIG GUNZ, 3 Men and a BabyBack, Chicken CHOKERS, Curtis and his 5Alarm Smoke Team, PP and the Mrs. from BASIC BBQ TEAM, Dr. Pearl's Medicinal (who tore it up!), the one and 'only' Hart Attack.  I think the NEW YAWKers 'took it easy' on the Boston-types this weekend...that WON'T LAST LONG!
'Murderers Row' 

It was nice to hang out WITHOUT all the ANXIETY of competition.  Great people.

The NYC COOKOFF also held a People's Choice Pork contest.  $12- to enter gives you about 24 'tastes' then you 'drop' your chips for the team you think is best.  This is always a 'bit sketchy'.  And lo and behold, the local TEAM FROM STATEN ISLAND WON!! Hmm...
Awards in the OLD COURT ROOM (looks like two strange 'birds' are on trial?)  Wait! Is that CRAZY FRED BERNARDO's dome in the forefront??


Team Operation BBQ Relief (OBR) competed in Peoples Choice with help from many of the aforementioned crews.
If you are unaware of OBR ....click HERE-->>>OBR - 
OBR was in Texas this week helping stabilize the community by providing countless meals after the tragedy.

This event was a 'kick off' for many teams.  Dr. Pearl's Medicinal Smoke had a GREAT showing.  This is due to PRACTICE.  I joked with the Dr. that a LOT OF BIRDS WERE HARMED in the success of this day.

Ask ANY BBQ TEAM....in order to be successful in COMPETITION BBQ you MUST BE WILLING TO SPEND MONEY...and A LOT OF IT.  This 'hobby' is EXPENSIVE.  If you are going to 'worry' about a 100 bucks here or there, you may want to RECONSIDER COMPETITION BBQ.  Like any endeavor time, EFFORT and $$ facilitates success.

Below is a pic. of 5 Alarm BBQ's trailer.  Curtis is a 'friend in smoke' who the Pappy met on the trail.  You think that trailer was CHEAP!??  You should SEE the man's JAMBO!!

5 Alarm BBQ


For a KCBS event, you're lookin' at spendin' on average $500+ per event.  Put it this way, a 'nameless' team charges individual 'members' $125- to $500- for a single EVENT to be on their team!!  Granted, it is at the BIGGEST BBQ EVENT IN THE COUNTRY...Memphis in May!! But, you get the idea.


ANYWAY...Back to NYC, um, did I FORGET to mention PITMASTERS?!!  This SMOKIN' show of Epicurean delight was being filmed at the NYC COOKOFF.  I am under CONTRACT BY DESTINATION AMERICA and am FORBIDDEN TO DISCUSS THE OUTCOME OF STUMP'S...
Tuffy Stone, Myron Mixon and Melissa Cookston

Check out this unit
This thang ain't seen smoke~~

So, as ANY GREAT DAY OF BBQ comes to an end...
THERE ARE ALWAYS TWO HAIRY GUYS HUGGING!!
the KING and the PAPPY

I'll see all y'all in DA SMOKE~~

GPappy












April 13, 2013

FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS!!

History lesson boys and girls: Before TYWBBQ was tearing up the competition circuit, hacking away in cyberspace and inspiring all those in the Q'Niverse to RUB IT...SMOKE IT...PULL IT--we were cooking gasoline flavored hot dogs on a Coleman camp stove at a NASCAR tailgate in Dover Delaware!

I can say this with no shame now since we have come so far.  OK--yes, there still is shame...but just a little.  Even Tuffy Stone had to start somewhere, right?

Those dogs were even worse coming out than they were going in, believe me!  The Mallard still has not recovered from the chemical warfare that went on in that poor RV!  North Korea had nothing on the Ashkicker's Dog's arsenal!  

Instead of hanging our heads, the GranPappy of Pork decided to hang some pigs and began TYWBBQ's journey the next day when he purchased his first smoker.  Fast forward 5 long, carnivorous years--if you read this blog regularly or are hooked into the world of BBQ it would appear that we almost know what we are doing!!!  Evolution is a wonderful thing!

Seeing as how today is the NASCAR NRA 500, it seemed like a perfect day to walk down memory lane.  

Enjoy the event and the weekend while you still have the Constitutional right to do so my friends!!  

LOVE, PEACE and SMOKE
The TrashMan

April 2, 2013

AND ON THE 8TH DAY HE CREATED...

BEER FLAVORED ICE CREAM!!  Depending on your viewpoint, this is either the greatest invention since the wheel OR this week's sign of the Apocalypse!  TYWBBQ will let YOU decide but I'm sure you know which choice gets The Hanging Pigs vote!!!!

Brazil--home of Graice Jiu-Jitsu, the Thong and now Gelado de Cerveza!!!!!!!!



April 2, 2013 is WORLD AUTISM AWARENESS DAY.  Help the TrashMan and TYWBBQ support all the Angel's in the Q'Niverse like our boy Hurricane Nathan dealing with this disorder!  The TrashFamily thanks you!

LOVE, PEACE and SMOKE
The TrashMan