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June 16, 2013

YOU NEED A LICENSE TO DRIVE, BUT ANYONE CAN HAVE KIDS...AND BBQ!!

In celebration of Father's Day, the crew at TELL YOU WHAT BBQ decided to present a photo essay of hard working Dad's getting their CAVEMAN on BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY!! Any time the TrashWife complains (which is universally outlawed on Father's Day) about the multiple refuse receptacles that litter my driveway during a cookout I have to remind her exactly how civilized the UDS actually is compared to these Savages! Let the Ghetto Grill games begin!


How do you manage to BBQ in big city living??  Easy--just don't forget the starch!!


When in Rome do as the Roman's do...when in the woods do as the Cro-Magnon's did!


And here I thought I was the only guy who gets so hungry at the grocery store that I eat half my items before I make it to the register!!


A chair is a terrible thing to waste!  -NBBQ Scholarship Fund Announcement


I've heard stories from my sister in law from Texas about the heat but this is ridiculous!  Forget the Health Inspector...I hope these guys are CPR certified in case someone drowns going for a chicken leg!

The wheels on the bus go round and round...the wipers on the bus go swish, swish, swish all through the town!  Kinda gives new meaning to my Daughter's favorite song!

Since global warming, I mean cooling, I mean climate change has "plateaued" the Tree Hugging Liberals need a new linchpin in their Recycle, Reduce and Reuse campaign.  I hacked into the DNC...this pic is about to go viral in all the battleground states and every major college!

My wife insisted that if I was going to post photos of my ghetto grills that I at least use the spread that made GQ Magazine's BUFF BBQ BAD-ASSESS issue.  Yes Dear!!!

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY FROM TYWBBQ

LOVE, PEACE and SMOKE
The TrashMan

June 6, 2013

ATTN TRASH WIFE...

Just a subtle hint if you are looking for the perfect Father's Day present for a Doom's Day Prepping, multiple GO-Bag owning, BJJ Purple Belt wearing, Wilderness Survival loving connoisseur of carnivorous dishes cooked in a re-purposed, recycled and rebuilt garbage can:


May I present the MOLLE equipped Tactical BBQ Apron from ThinkGeek!  And it even comes in BLACK!!!  All I need is a custom TYWBBQ badge and I'd be set to continue my TRASHTASTIC dominance of the Q'Niverse for years!!!  This apron is so bad-ass it has it's own trailer!!!


No BBQer worth his weight in swine should be without this marvel of modern engineering!!  Check your email Honey...there's a new blog post you need to read!!

LOVE, PEACE and SMOKE
The TrashMan
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