May I present the MOLLE equipped Tactical BBQ Apron from ThinkGeek! And it even comes in BLACK!!! All I need is a custom TYWBBQ badge and I'd be set to continue my TRASHTASTIC dominance of the Q'Niverse for years!!! This apron is so bad-ass it has it's own trailer!!!
No BBQer worth his weight in swine should be without this marvel of modern engineering!! Check your email Honey...there's a new blog post you need to read!!
LOVE, PEACE and SMOKE