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August 18, 2013

FROM THE ASHES...

The Phoenix that is TYWBBQ was reborn from the Sam's Club hellfire and roared to it's greatest KCBS success to date.  Once again, the INFAMOUS TELL YOU WHAT BBQ Hanging Pigs made there presence known to all at the 9th Annual Hudson Valley Ribfest.


NEBS

Coming off a 5th place overall finish in last years NEBS cookoff, we had a lot of pressure to repeat our performance.  TYWBBQ was only able to muster a 4th place trophy for Smoked Apple Cheesecake Dessert.  Beggars can't be choosers...

We were so fixated on improving our scores for the Sunday KCBS cook that we sent our Minor League Squad to pick up the hardware.

KCBS

Historically, we have always struggled at Ribfest in KCBS.  We have had a rib call or 2 over the years, but nothing substantial.  This was also our first year using our sponsor j.Dickey's Sauces for competition so we are still trying to work out the kinks to adding his fine collection of gluten free sauces to our arsenal.  Coach BEEF wrestled the reins away from the GranPappy of Pork for the weekend and navigated us to our highest scoring cook ever!

Mendo and the TrashMan did a less than stellar job of trimming up the thighs above as you can see but made a crucial decision to NOT scrape the fat from under the skin at the last minute.  A perfect cook blueprint from Coach BODY-HAIR and a subtle slathering of the j.Dickey's Bourbon Sauce during the later half of the cook allowed us to snag a 6th place in Chicken...one spot out of the money!  Things were starting to look up for the crew.

The pork box money was made in the wee hours of Sunday morning when Coach BIGBOY decided that we over vaporized our pork last week so he put the breaks on us and delayed our protocol by 2 hours.  Big move by an even bigger man! Look at that money muscle and perfectly carved horn!  You don't see that everyday. Getting a call was a lock when we added some j.Dickey's Maryland Sauce as a finisher to the entry!  Lights out our best entry and score ever for pork!  5th place for the Hanging Pigs, a nice trophy and some LOOT for the bill collectors!!  MAKE IT RAIN!!!


When the final tally came out, TYWBBQ was sitting in 11th out of 50 of the best BBQ teams on the eastern sea board.  Our ribs were off today and brisket still remains a disaster...AND WE STILL WERE 11th!!! When we figure this brisket out some teams might want to get on the pie eating circuit because we will have this BBQ thing on lock!!  Thanks to Rolf and everyone at the Highland, NY Rotary Club for always putting on a great event!  Got to cut this post short...the bank's about to close and I need to deposit our CHECKS!!!

LOVE, PEACE and CONTEST WINNINGS
The TrashMan

August 13, 2013

A SHOUT OUT TO OUR NEW SPONSOR!

The AXIOM that you are only as good as your last result has been turned on it's head as of late in the BBQ world!  Who would have thought that a terrible result could actually bring in the sponsors? As a follower of this blog you have already surmised that the Q'Niverse is run by an entirely different set of physics than what we are normally governed under here in the Milky Way!  After shitting the bed at Sam's Club BBQ National Championship event in Medford, Long Island last week we were approached by a number of people wanting to sponsor our squad.  After careful deliberation taking into account the bribe money and political favors that changed hands...TYWBBQ is proud to announce it's new partnership with a LEGENDARY corporation in the entertainment/athletic/law enforcement field!  PLEASE WELCOME TO THE FAMILY:

THE OFFICIAL BAIL BONDSMEN OF TELL YOU WHAT BBQ!
Talk about snatching victory from the jaws of defeat!  It took about 2 seconds to forget our miserable cook after signing with these guys.  Lucky for you, the awards ceremony was recorded for posterity and has been entered in as EXHIBIT A in the assault with a deadly weapon trial of the GranPappy of Pork and Coach BEEF.


Apparently, not even j.Dickey's Sauces can resurrect overcooked, vaporized flesh.  Guess no product is perfect!  Add some FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH to the next batch Jay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The good people at County Gas Service hooked us up with the Big Green Egg tent in order to quarantine our Q from those with weak immune systems and preexisting conditions not covered under NOBAMAcare!!!

We came, we saw and we lost.  Win or Lose...We Still BOOZE!!!  TELL YOU WHAT BBQ

LOVE, PEACE and SMOKE
The TrashMan