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August 13, 2013

A SHOUT OUT TO OUR NEW SPONSOR!

The AXIOM that you are only as good as your last result has been turned on it's head as of late in the BBQ world!  Who would have thought that a terrible result could actually bring in the sponsors? As a follower of this blog you have already surmised that the Q'Niverse is run by an entirely different set of physics than what we are normally governed under here in the Milky Way!  After shitting the bed at Sam's Club BBQ National Championship event in Medford, Long Island last week we were approached by a number of people wanting to sponsor our squad.  After careful deliberation taking into account the bribe money and political favors that changed hands...TYWBBQ is proud to announce it's new partnership with a LEGENDARY corporation in the entertainment/athletic/law enforcement field!  PLEASE WELCOME TO THE FAMILY:

THE OFFICIAL BAIL BONDSMEN OF TELL YOU WHAT BBQ!
Talk about snatching victory from the jaws of defeat!  It took about 2 seconds to forget our miserable cook after signing with these guys.  Lucky for you, the awards ceremony was recorded for posterity and has been entered in as EXHIBIT A in the assault with a deadly weapon trial of the GranPappy of Pork and Coach BEEF.


Apparently, not even j.Dickey's Sauces can resurrect overcooked, vaporized flesh.  Guess no product is perfect!  Add some FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH to the next batch Jay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The good people at County Gas Service hooked us up with the Big Green Egg tent in order to quarantine our Q from those with weak immune systems and preexisting conditions not covered under NOBAMAcare!!!

We came, we saw and we lost.  Win or Lose...We Still BOOZE!!!  TELL YOU WHAT BBQ

LOVE, PEACE and SMOKE
The TrashMan

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