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September 22, 2013

PRETENDERS TO THE THRONE

Q'Believers...every once in a while the GranPuppy of Pork has buyer's remorse over dropping some serious coin on his BACKWOODS PARTY!! Yes it's an amazing machine, our go-to cooker at events and the apparatus we have won a plethora of awards on in competition--but it still costs about a mortgage payment!! When the Poopy starts feeling a little sorry for himself and his wallet he never fails to come crawling to the TrashMan. His latest cry for help was forwarding me an article from Nibble Me This about the Redneck Microwave.


As soon as I opened up the email this morning I knew the GranPastrami was depressed. Why else send the innovator a link about an imitator? Ok. maybe I didn't invent the UDS or even improve upon it that much but not too many people in the Interweb or the Q'Niverse are more vocal about their REFUSE RECEPTACLE than Trashcar the Grouch at TYWBBQ!! When I got to check out the site in question, PITBARRELCOOKER.com I had to smile a bit. The more of these UDS companies that pop up the better as far as I'm concerned. PITBARREL's niche is playing small ball: instead of the tried and true 55 gallon drum they make theirs out of 30's and the system comes complete, shipped to you!


Now the price is a bit nuts at $269 when you consider that TrashGyver has invested approximated $38 into TYWBBQ's original PIG HANGER and more than half of the budget was spent on paint! The amount of work, tools and expertise in making one of these things is no joke, so the actual cooker is easily worth triple that price! Some people don't like hiding from their wive's all day...err, I mean putting in all the fuss to make their own even if they have the know how at home, so this product is perfect for them. Here's a review from one of MY brothers at the BBQ BRETHREN!!


Even a seasoned drum head like myself can learn something from these guy! I am totally stealing their horseshoe motif for my OG next weekend. Sorry honey...I'll be doing "YARD WORK" all day!!! Thanks PITBARRELCOOKER!!!!

Give it a shot but remember, tickets on the S.S. UDS are ONE WAY into the depths of the Q'Niverse!!! You won't be coming back!

LOVE, PEACE and SMOKE
The TrashMan
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September 6, 2013

Red, White n' QUE

Well...The GranPappy of Pork is 'back on the grid'!  The Pappy has been off the proverbial 'grid' since May.  No, NOT like Ted Kaczynski!! The Pappy's i-phone decided in May to become not so 'smart' and like that, you, the reader, have been left in a virtual vortex lacking BBQ witticism, insight and creative embellishment (with all due respect and thanks to the TRASHCAN'S Herculean efforts maintaining TYWBBQ's link to all things VIRTUAL).  There was NO FB, NO Twits and NOT a single inane Pappy-post about ANYTHING. Although, I have to admit...it was nice, REALLY nice to be freed from the constraints of satellite transmissions.

Ok...enough of the philosophical discourse...WHAT YOU SHOULD BE DOING THIS WEEKEND??

TYWBBQ.com was scheduled to cook a great event this weekend, but things went FUBAR.  The event, RED, WHITE & QUE is being held in CRESSKILL, NJ (100 3rd Street).  The event is sponsored by Three Men & a Baby Back BBQ team. 

The fun begins Friday September 6 with music, food and beer. Umm, WHO doesn't like that combination??  If you're not into that, well...  The money you spend is for great causes.  Saturday (noon-10pm) is an all day RIB CONTEST and the fun ends on Sunday afternoon (11am-6pm) with the traditional KCBS entries of chicken (noon), ribs (noon30), pork (1300hrs) and brisket (1:30).

The event is a benefit for the legion as well as, Gary Sinise Foundation and Wounded Warrtiors.  GREAT prizes will be raffled.  FIND OUT WHAT ALL THE SMOKE IS ABOUT!!  
Head on over to RED, WHITE & QUE this weekend.  Spend some $ to help veterans and learn more about just exactly what is this Competition BBQ??

 If you head over, ask for Dana and tell him "TELL YOU WHAT" sent ya'!

Keep SMOKIN~~
the Pappy
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